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Indo Mie Mi Goreng Rasa Sambal Matah

Paul here - long term reader, first time writer. With fear and trepidation I accepted the challenge of joining the crew of noodle review. To make things more exciting, I do have some digestive challenges so its hit or miss whether or not I'll survive the morning after. I really don't know whether I'll be back for a second review... ...

Nongshim Mr. Bibim Noodles with Korean Spicy Sauce Korean Spicy Chicken Flavour

So I saw these puppies at a Korean grocery store; the packaging immediately stood out to me because it's one I have never come across in my travels. It looks fun! Nongshim have been pretty good to us and I'm always a fan of Korean Spicy Chicken ANYTHING. So buy them I did. Nood block is pretty standard fare; to be honest I ...

Nongshim Budae Jjigae Noodle Soup Korean Spicy Flavour With Real Kimchi

In your bowls ready set let's go Ramen review pro I know you know I go psycho when my new MSG hit Just can't sit Got to get Jjigae wit it, thats it Now honey honey come taste Nongshim all up in my eye You gotta Sachet bag with a lot a stuff in it Put it in the bowl let's spin Everybody lookin' at me Glancin' ...

Samyang Curry Buldak Bokkeummyeon (Bowl Version)

Samyang back. The Classic Buldak flavour meets curry flavour yet again, this time meeting in the bowl of deliciousness. I am a big fan of the curry variety of fire noods, feel free to take a look at our last stab at these in packet variety. A lot of the same compliments are extended to the bowl Variety with the convenience of ...

Lucky Me Instant Pancit Canton Sweet and Spicy Flavour

What the golly gosh is this! look at the size of the block my fist is bigger then this thing, this isn't a meal this is a snack for a 10 year old! The moment I opened the seasoning sachet I got the smell of pure sweetness, what is this! Gonna have to say the photo makes it looks worse then what it really ...

SuperMi Mi Goreng Traditional

Here we go topping out at 99 of our ramen; we finally start coming to a more standard packet of noods! This nood looks exactly the same as the Indomie Mi Goreng, even has the exact same packets of soy! But can this be different? Let's find out. Pretty standard block nothing special here Kam kinda did some wacky thing with the contents of ...

Ching’s Secret Schezwan Instant Noodles

Ahh, Ching's 'instant' noodles that you're meant to boil for like a million years. I think I was actually dehydrated after this, the noodles seemed to keep swelling in my stomach, absorbing the moisture from my very body. Would recommend you actually follow the instructions on this one to avoid injury, and get the full taste. Apart from ...

Sichuan Baijia Chongqing Noodles Hot and Sour Flavor

In a welcome change from our previous dish, we encounter an explosion of flavour in this bad boy. Plenty of additions! Check 'em, we have a total of 4 goddamn flavour packets for quite a small noodle cake, which would explain why you're supposed to use quite a bit of water for this - around 600ml. The dish looks great when mixed; a deep blood ...

Nongshim Kimchi Ramyun Noodle Soup (Cup Version)

These noods are actually good looking! But what the hell flavor are they? The seasoning comes in neat little packages that are colored like Korea but as we know these are made in CHINA!!!!!! Again with a fork! Truly on-the-go noods The broth on this one was actually so fucking good; I really enjoyed this one! ...

Mama Oriental Style Instant Noodles Spicy Pork Flavour (Moo Nam Tok)

Wholemeal coloured block; double bagged sachets THU 11:15AM Kamran Don't forget today's noods Andy Haha its my lunch so Doubt id forget to eat Kamran Haha Andy Fkn slammed today. Might go wat now Kamran Yeah I'm eating now Kinda spicy...I think medium More lip sting. Really tasty broth Andy Nic said ginger aroma? Kamran ...

Cintan Perisa Kari Curry Flavour Delicious Chewy Noodles

You definitely don't need a super bowl to eat these; the noodle block is tiny and noodles very thin. One sachet only also, this definitely did not impress out of the packet. We remained hopeful and proceeded with the consumption despite the "2 minute noodle" presentation. ...

Nissin Indomaret Mi Instan Cup Hot Chicken Rasa Ayam Pedas

I must say I looked at these noods in the packaging and i wasn't thinking there was gonna be much heat behind these bad boys, and... Well I was a bit surprised by how much heat was put out by them! The noods were way to thin for my liking, I found they weren't sucking up all of the flavoring. Doesn't ...

Ve Wong Dried Instant Noodles Assorted Hot Chili Flavor

I will continue with the review despite that terrible joke. Here at RRG we are all about new experiences and this was definitely an ummm interesting one. One packet policy in full effect OK where to start, the noodle block was standard, no roughage. The ...

Nongshim Bowl Noodle Soup Spicy Chicken Flavor

Another Bowl noodle? Okay sure. Opening up the pack, dehydrated veggies already added; is that a mushroom? NICE! Nood block looks a little lacking, but I guess we'll see after the cook. Oooh. Look at those bitties! I like the smell, it smells delicious. Upon first mouthful, I felt lost; it was just average. Unbelievably ...

Samyang Hot Yukgaejang Noodle Soup

Well, finally I get a platform to vent my distaste in spicy food!! How exciting; let's get started then. The noodle size could have been a bit bigger for my liking; that being said, if you’re not one looking to have the top button rip off your pants then this is a great size for you! Standard ...

Maggi Perencah Kari Mi Segera

It came, it glorped, it disappointed. Ahh Maggi, I fucking hate you. The noodles seem to taste how poverty feels - listless and uneducated, if you had it every day you would be filled with a depression that blots out everything good, and drives you to drink to escape your own life. The block is an  uninspiring, lumpy, ...

Paldo Rabokki Noodle Stir Fried Noodle with Korean Hot and Spicy Soup Base

I was super excited for this; I am one to judge books by their cover and the packaging for this really spoke to me. Glad the fates decided this was today's ramen. Acceptable Nood Block So pretty decent block; it's square (which we hate) but the portion and girth are acceptible. They hydrate very well (as ...

Indo Mie Mi Goreng Pedas

the Wheel has spoken and it appeared Indomie was on the menu again. This of course being the Indonesian import version of the Hot and Spicy Mi Goreng. Noodle block was free of surprises; just your stock standard block. The 3 compartment sauce and seasoning combo with the sweet soy, chilli oil and dried onion was present, a seasoning and chilli powder ...

Indo Mie Rasa Kari Ayam Chicken Curry Flavour

So to help us decide which delicious ramen we will review each day we invented the worlds first "Wheel of Ramen"; it's a big wheel with lots of numbers basically. We numbered all our noods and spun the wheel. Fate decided we should review these babies today. I forgot to take a photo of the noodle block; it's ...

Vedan Jhen Mian Tang Spicy Hot Noodles

This was a fantastic noodle cake, something different to mix up the reviews; It reminded me of the casings to Dim Sims, Nice. The approval kind of ended there; flavour was not really present, no bits of garnish to add, nothing! Just a little oily satchel with minimal flavour. ...